Fw: Fwd: My favourite kind of funny: Proofreading

 

On Wednesday, July 2, 2014 9:46 AM, Hsiao-Hung Kao <k6hsi@aol.com> wrote:

Proofreading is a dying art,

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

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War Dims Hope for Peace

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect      Homicide

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to ....(maybe even a chuckle).

We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!