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From: mowdy.hawaii@gmail.com
Date: February 20, 2016 at 12:35:11 AM CST
Subject: Fwd: Chinese doctor Da Best
Begin forwarded messageChinese doctor Da Best
FUN one to share. KUNG HEI FAT CHOI!
HA Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
Lll
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."Lawyer （staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!"Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Chinese Doctors！
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