Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Fwd: 轉寄﹕ Fwd: 神醫



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From: Jensie Tou <pandjtou@aol.com>
Date: October 11, 2015 at 3:25:18 PM CDT
To: Dolores Kuo <doloresmkuo@gmail.com>, Nancy Chao <nancyhychao@yahoo.com>, tinasoong@att.net
Subject: Fwd: 轉寄﹕ Fwd: 神醫



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Begin forwarded message:

From: Jensie Tou <pandjtou@aol.com>
Date: October 11, 2015 at 15:29:49 EDT
To: Ming Wu <mingmei.wu3@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: 轉寄﹕ Fwd: 神醫

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On Oct 11, 2015, at 08:56, Ming Wu <mingmei.wu3@gmail.com> wrote:



最近幾天感覺頭暈頭痛,脖子很疼,到醫院找醫生,斷層掃描、核磁共振、心電圖、腦電圖、X光、驗血、驗尿、内科、外科,全查一遍。
醫生看著结果,開了一張處方,上面寫著:
病名:梅尤披施。
病因:艾坎首基。
用药:梅尤披施,憋坎首基。
服用方法:每天快速朗訟10遍。
 
我怎麼也看不懂,回家開始朗訟,語速愈来愈快,突然醒悟了:
"没有屁事,愛看手機。"
治療方法:"没有屁事,别看手機。"
 
我的媽呀,真是神醫啊……




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