| | FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. | |
| | PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. | |
| | TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated | |
| | HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. | |
| | SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. | |
| | WEB PAGES:?
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. | |
| | TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. | |
| | EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. | |
| | HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. | |
| | THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying | |
New Law:?
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.?
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota *?*?*?*?
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Send this to all the women you care about...and to any men who appreciate a good laugh! |
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