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Sincerely, Mei-Shia LewShow original messageOn Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:13 PM, Wang Catherine <cwang001@sympatico.ca> wrote:
OK, you old geezers! Listen up!New Alphabet :KEEP ON READING...
A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.Now TheAlphabet:
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for flatulence and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know...>
W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind,Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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