Fwd: 9 Important facts

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From: Anita Kao <sansank99@yahoo.com>
Date: February 2, 2015 at 9:36:05 AM CST

Subject: Fwd: 9 Important facts

How true! I love it!

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Nine Important Facts to Remember, as We Grow Older:

Number 9  -  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

 

Number 8  -  Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 7  -  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 6  -  Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.  If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 5  -  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. 

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years.

 

Number 4  -  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

 

Number 3  -  All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 2  -  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

Number 1  -  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. 

What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:
 
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long